Percy Jackson: If it makes you feel any better, Annabeth, my first description of you is that you were pretty.
Annabeth Chase: 1. It doesn’t; 2. WERE pretty?
Percy Jackson: Okay, ignore that.
Annabeth Chase: Yeah, right. Along with the fact that you wrote a book about me.
Percy Jackson: Exactly.
Demeter: See, Persephone, this is why they need farming. They wouldn’t have time to publish books that invaded my privacy.
Persephone: I rest my case.
Aphrodite has changed their name to Aphrodite❤️.
Percy Jackson: Seriously?
Aphrodite❤️: Yes.
Dionysus: Get ready for spontaneous combustion, Perry Johansson.
Chiron: Dionysus, you’re not allowed to harm the campers.
Dionysus: That’s okay. Peter’s a counselor.
Chiron: Or counselors.
Dionysus: I told you, the boy won’t feel a thing anyway!
Zeus: Dionysus, I give you permission to do whatever you want with this boy.
Annabeth Chase: That sounds wrong.
