Percy Jackson Chatroom: Part VI: Percy’s Punishment

Brooke Schwartz
5 min readMar 11, 2018

Percy Jackson: If it makes you feel any better, Annabeth, my first description of you is that you were pretty.

Annabeth Chase: 1. It doesn’t; 2. WERE pretty?

Percy Jackson: Okay, ignore that.

Annabeth Chase: Yeah, right. Along with the fact that you wrote a book about me.

Percy Jackson: Exactly.

Demeter: See, Persephone, this is why they need farming. They wouldn’t have time to publish books that invaded my privacy.

Persephone: I rest my case.

Aphrodite has changed their name to Aphrodite❤️.

Percy Jackson: Seriously?

Aphrodite❤️: Yes.

Dionysus: Get ready for spontaneous combustion, Perry Johansson.

Chiron: Dionysus, you’re not allowed to harm the campers.

Dionysus: That’s okay. Peter’s a counselor.

Chiron: Or counselors.

Dionysus: I told you, the boy won’t feel a thing anyway!

Zeus: Dionysus, I give you permission to do whatever you want with this boy.

Annabeth Chase: That sounds wrong.



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