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Percy Jackson Chatroom: Part IV: They Said I’m Hot

Brooke Schwartz
4 min readMar 11, 2018

Piper McLean has updated her status:

Where’s Percy? I want to KILL him.

Comments:

Annabeth Chase: Working on it, Piper.

Jason Grace: You said I was ruggedly handsome.

Annabeth Chase: How do YOU know?

Jason Grace: And that I was too perfect. 😊

Percy Jackson: Piper said I’m cute in a scruffy way :)

Piper McLean: PERCY! *facepalm*

Percy Jackson: You’ll never find me. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

Athena: See, Annabeth? The wise goddess should be listened to. This boy doesn’t deserve you.

Annabeth Chase: Stop it, Mother.

Frank Zhang: Annabeth said I was a big cuddly panda.

Annabeth Chase: URGH

Percy Jackson: And I don’t deserve YOU? You compliment every other boy in the book!

Nico di Angelo: Not EVERY boy…

Hercules has liked this comment.

Hercules: And I’m not a jerk!

Super-Sized McShizzle Man: I’m the boyfriend Piper never had, because she went for Jason! It says it right in the book!

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Brooke Schwartz
Brooke Schwartz

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