Percy Jackson Chatroom: Part I: Team Leo

Brooke Schwartz
5 min readMar 11, 2018


Leo Valdez has updated their status:

Team Leo!


Percy Jackson: Is that when we were on the Argo II and you and Hazel and Echo tricked Narcissus?

Hazel Levesque and 9 others liked this comment.

Hazel Levesque: I hope Echo is doing well.

Leo Valdez and 6 others liked this comment.

Aphrodite: I’ve been boosting them in the right direction.

Piper McLean: Mother!

Aphrodite: You’ve done well, Piper, but do that one more time and I’ll give you the Blessing of Me again.

Gleeson Hedge: Terrific. You gave me great clothes last time. Mmm, that shirt was delicious! High-quality, too.

Jason Grace: You know, My Lady, you really didn’t do much for me the last time.

Piper McLean: Mother…!

Aphrodite has logged off.

Jason Grace: Is there something you and your mom aren’t telling me, Pipes?

Piper McLean has logged off.

Jason Grace: Um, okay then.

Narcissus: I am so hot.

Water Nymph and 52 others have liked this comment.

Echo: So hot.

Narcissus: Stop waving your hand in front of my face. It’s ruining the view.

Flower Nymph and 52 others have liked this comment.

Echo: Ruining the view?!?!?!

Leo Valdez has changed their name to Valdezinator.


Jason Grace: Why am I friends with you again?

Calypso and 112 others have liked this comment.

Valdezinator: Hey!

Percy Jackson: Lol these comments are hilarious.

Dionysus and 77 others have liked this comment.

Dionysus: For once I agree with you, Peter Johnson.

Percy Jackson: It’s Percy Jackson…sir.

Tantalus: Ha!

Dionysus: Would you like to share some wine, Tantalus? Maybe you’ll have some luck this time.



Brooke Schwartz

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